so , i'v never wrote in this , may as well now because its a new year, and i am in a writing mood, to anyone who decides to read it , i apologise about my spelling an grammar
so may aswell start with new years eve , why not , i say !
so the day started of alright tired as hell , got a train to reading , and on the opposite isle to me where o big bold men who i actually think are a couple now , drinking Guinness , one of them kept looking at me and the other one was singing new years songs , so i thought i'd make conversation , by taking the piss out of them for drinking Guinness to get drunk on (everyone knows getting drunk on Guinness is the worst thing ever , its a social drink like you have with dinner , not even the irish get fucked on Guinness, and im half irish) so the one who kept looking at me in the reflection of the window laughed but the singer didn't look so impressed
then as the train was stopping i decided to walk to the doors where the roughest looking family with about 5 kids where stood and the mum thought it was a brilliant idea to tell me how drunk she was guna get in her word 'i'm guna get sso fucked out of my face i'm guna piss my self then have sex with him and let another one pop out in 9 months like what happened to this one(pointing to her baby)' greatt !
got on the train to guildford , had a conversation with my already drunk dad on the phone and read the newspaper, the sun , to be exact , which someone left , had a disturbing article about the bombs and stuff in Israel , not very nice to read when your sat opposite a guy who looks the exact same as one of the guys in the photo ..... not being stereotypical or anything , i'm just sayin it was an awkward train journey
arrived at guildford and because gav was late i decided to sponge a fag of two guys with crazy afros ,
gav finally came and we drove round ages trying to find somewhere for me to get alcohol and fags from , who ever invented 'on the run' petrol stations which sell alcohol and basically anything , i love you !
waved at some police men , and then feeling really awkward when i realised i was carrying a bottle of southern comfort and i was under 18 oh well
got to the party , well i say the party , i mena the street of the party , where we met sam and others and waited out sid while gave made to more trips to the station , none of us was invited so we didn't wanna go in on our own ahah
waiting with sam and that was cold , and his friend didn't believe i liked the band converge and decided to test me on it , ohh peaseeeeee...
jade and co came and we went into the party , some drunk guy called jamie kept linkin my arm - weird
the party was good , saw some good friends i hadn't in a while , and had a god catch up with some of them
drank alot
spilt a hell lot more over my self
smoke a hell of a lot
and got used as an ash tray by some strange bird
the count down came , kissed everyone in site
then more funny stuff happen i cant be bothered to write /remember
went to get a taxi to hollys with sam and rosie
got ripped off by the taxi driver who charged us £24 to travel like a mile , even though we rang up and they said only £17 which the same firm changed gav only £17
he was a big black guy i think from nigeria , and sam tried to start on him quote do you want me to fucking nut you unquote , i didnt want sam to do that so i ended up paying it ,
then walked the rest to hollys where there was no room at the inn
sams lovely mum picked us up at 3am
we went back to sams watch high school musical and went to sleep
in the morning i was too cold to get a trian home so i paid gav £30 to drive me home , bless him
where he picked up his friend who talked about pussy the whole way home , but i turned up mayday parade and all time low to drown out the pussy and wanking into and egg cup talk
got home feeling sick and tired and thats about it
so much other amazing stuff happened on new years that sent me off with an amazing start to the new year , but i thought i'd just share the weird stuff that i can remember right now !
kthnx bai ! xo
